A full waffle (see #1) plenty of bacon, sausage, or ham two or three eggs sides toast or biscuits toppings like grilled mushrooms or gravy and a handful of those tiny butter and jelly packets. Naming something on your own menu the GOAT takes chutzpah, but it’s justified by the sheer volume of options included in one All-Star Special. Don’t knock it until you try it, but maybe make sure your health insurance is up to date first. And then they put Bert’s Chili on top like goddamn maniacs. Perhaps the most YOLO meal Waffle House has to offer, this is a plate of crispy hashbrowns under grilled onions, smoked ham, that big cheese slice, tomatoes, jalapeños, mushrooms, and sausage gravy.
WH’s lunch and dinner menus are largely trash, but cheesesteak on gigantic Texas toast is surprisingly good, especially when loaded with onions, mushrooms, and a giant slice of melted, orange American cheese, momma-style. But as a stand-alone meal, something feels like it’s missing.
The eggs (beaten with a milkshake blender!) are very good - you can stuff them with ham and cheese and peppers and get tasty buttered grits on the side. You really think that’s going to go well? 5.
Sure, you could order a burger at Waffle House, but that’s like going to a strip club to deliver a TED Talk on Bamboozled.
